theuppitynegras:

firstladysexyfineass:

Where is the otter that looked so disgusted with its watermelon?

here he is

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Just had an adult and rational conversation with my parents about my anxiety and how its effected my education and getting a job. They were surprisingly much more understanding than normal, even offered to get me therapy, and understood how I wanted to deal with my education from now on to protect my gpa from falling any lower.

Im almost 24 years old and I still dont know if socks should be worn fully stretched up the leg or bunched down closer to the shoe.

Im wearing shorts today.

An event less likely than getting struck by lightning while being attacked by a shark on your way to claim your prize from winning the lottery.

Take it in world.

History in the making.

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nialurs:

game BOY??? *bangs fist on the table* FEMINISM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

apatheticghost:

REASONS TO BE NICE TO PEOPLE

  • IT MAKES PEOPLE FEEL GOOD
  • IT MAKES YOU FEEL GOOD
  • ITS NICE
  • YOU ARE A PLEASANT AND COOL PERSON
  • BEING MEAN IS MEAN
  • THERES NO REASON TO BE RUDE AND HATEFUL WHEN WE’RE ALL JUST PEOPLE LIVING ON THE SAME PLANET AND TRYING TO GET THROUGH OUR LIVES AND ENJOY THE TIME WE HAVE
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poopflow:

the booty got me like 

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